I’ve had to use Urban Dictionary way too much. PGP.

Called into my manager’s office, thought I was getting fired. Turns out they signed me up to take a trip to visit corporate in Germany. Now I’m terrified of getting fired abroad. PGP.

Taking Nyquil because you refuse to become addicted to prescription sleeping drugs. PGP.

I eat with my in-laws as often as possible because they always pick up the tab. PGP.

It’s that time of year, where you drive to and from work and see absolutely no sunlight. PGP.

My credit card was declined on a first date. PGP.

Pretty sure I will still know every word to “Men in Black” when I’m 70. PGP.

Working on Columbus Day. PGP.

Had to use Coinstar to afford two six-packs for the weekend. PGP.

Going from idolizing Patrick Bateman to empathizing with him. PGP.

Made a game time decision to wear my “fun” socks to work. Most exciting thing I did all week. PGP.

Got my very own surge protector today. PGP.