Been a “temp” now for 17 months. PGP.

Grouponing on the reg. PGP.

One year out of college and I completely understand why the hot girls got all of the internships over me. PGP.

Only 22 and already thinking about giving up and marrying rich. PGP.

The most I’ve done all day is help a buddy in grad school with his homework. PGP.

Sitting in your cubicle, questioning why you didn’t get piss ass drunk on more random Tuesdays in college. PGP.

Most exciting moment in the office today was someone announcing that their four-year-old didn’t have whooping cough. I cheered, too. PGP.

Accidentally dialing 9 before making a call on your cell phone. PGP.

Actually being interested in signing up for a steady diet of government cheese. PGP.

I haven’t been carded in months. PGP.

Looking for a friend with benefits. Vision is preferred, but dental is mandatory. PGP.

I’ll get my shit together when I’m 25. PGP.