I feel like my coworkers know when I take a dump. PGP.

Calling in sick to work results in me being hyper paranoid that everyone knows I lied. Can’t decide if its really worth it. PGP.

Is queso a food group? PGP.

Mandatory webinar at 6 p.m. PGP.

Being the guy who brought the dish no one eats at a work potluck. PGP.

Trying to figure out how families of my coworkers live on my salary. PGP

If only buying Geico car insurance was all it took to get me on the Gravy Train. PGP.

Mike Trout is 23 and won the AL MVP. I’m 23 and won a new mouse pad in our office raffle. PGP.

The flash of panic you get when settling into your favorite stall only to realize your phone is still on your desk. PGP.

I have a constant day dream of watching “The Big Lebowski” in my bathtub while eating a large pizza. PGP.

I actually have to wait for my boss to dismiss me for lunch. PGP.

Getting overly excited about the subscription to Consumer Reports I got for my birthday. PGP.