Not necessarily pissed that I had to come in on a snow day, just that everybody else came in too. PGP.

Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

My coworker caught me changing into workout clothes in my car. PGP.

Got birthday money. Bought new sheets with it. PGP.

I should have listened to my mother. PGP.

One of my coworkers just took his laptop into the bathroom with him. PGP.

I’m just here so I don’t get fired. PGP.

Just saw saw one of my business ideas in the worst ever article. PGP.

Dr. Pepper not putting his degree to use.

Having a Jameis and Jimbo type relationship with your boss. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.

Thinking about all the souls that have been devoured within these walls. PGP.

Being the exact type of person I said I’d never become. PGP.

I’m the epitome of average. PGP.

Just got really excited over the possibility of a business trip to Phoenix. PGP.

Broke my dry streak and threw out my back. PGP.

Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

Afraid to pregame the company party with my coworkers because they still don’t know that I am a complete degenerate. PGP.