Team-wide argument is breaking out over email. PGP.

My job is 100% fixing other people fucking up. PGP.

The whole gang got back together this weekend, didn’t pass out in my own tuxedo this time. PGP.

Performance review season. PGP.

Had to work the day after Christmas. We had 3 customers all day and 4 phone calls. PGP.

I’m pretty sure my boss is afraid of technology developed after 1985. PGP.

That coworker that leaves an ounce of coffee in the pot so that he can leave the burden of making a new pot to someone else. PGP.

My life is a typo. PGP.

My bar application has asked me 5 separate times if I am married. Really rubbing my loneliness in. PGP.

“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

Our cleaning crew left so now we have to take out our trash and take turns cleaning the bathrooms. PGP.

Every time I see a “Rochester Institute of Technology” bumper sticker on a car I fear that I may be tailgating a co-worker on the commute to work. PGP.

Email stating the office will be closed included tips “to best enable working from home and limit business disruption.” PGP.

Was almost done with my cup of coffee before I realized I never put cream in it. PGP.

My stocks took a hit today. PGP.

Working this week but was told I’m not allowed to bill the client. PGP.

The client told me they have “competing priorities.” So basically I am at the bottom of the list. PGP.