Had another dream about work last night. PGP.

“Happy Friday.” PGP.

Uninstalling an re-installing Tinder no longer gets around the likes limit.

Tomorrow is my last day, considering myself a free agent. PGP

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston Zedmore, PGP

I just can’t get up early enough to cook breakfast. PGP.

If one co-worker goes in on the snow day, you all go in.

Meal replacement bars. PGP

Got up and made some coffee just to kill a few minutes. PGP.

Spending your signing bonus before you start the job. PGP.

Nothing like the rush of starting and finishing a report 30 minutes before its due. PGP.

Having sex with my shirt on.