“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

My coworker nicknamed his cubicle the “Thunder Dome” and lets everyone know it. PGP.

There’s a Spring Break story on SnapChat. PGP.

Running errands during lunch. PGP.

Owing the federal government money instead of them owing you money.

Thinking about sending in my application to The Real World.

I’ve started referring to revenue as “rev”.

Just got my first hemorrhoid. PGP.

Today is my birthday, and it doesn’t matter. PGP

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Puke and rallied this morning – by which I mean I was so hungover I puked but still had to go to work. PGP

3am conference calls with Japanese clients. PGP.