Cut off from bottomless mimosas. PGP.

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

I can’t get LTE in the bathroom anymore. PGP

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.

My co-workers still ask how my ex is doing. PGP.

I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP

‘Sunday Scaries’ turning into pulling a Peter Gibbons type week. PGP.

I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.

One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP

Power ranking the different departments at your company by their hold music. PGP.