I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

Connecting with the characters in the company training videos. PGP

The training dummies we used for CPR training have more life in them than I do. PGP

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

Headphones: The Universal Human Sign of “Do NOT talk to me.”

Telling your friends your doing business in St. Louis, but actually going to Chesterfield. PGP.

I found the presentation on the company’s insurance and 401K plan interesting. I’m 22. PGP

Actually liking your tinder date. PGP.

Men’s room stall ran out of TP so had to use a wax paper seat cover. PGP

Calling in sick to avoid Game of Thrones spoilers.

I was the only one in the office not invited to the wedding this weekend #PGP

Not even getting the interview experience. PGP