What am I even doing here? -PGP

Signing birthday cards for people you’ve never even heard of. PGP.

I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

I spent an hour looking at templates for a 2 week notice, I don’t even have another offer yet. PGP

I keep saying I have doctor’s appointments when really I’m going on interviews. I think my boss thinks I’m dying. PGP.

Heard a co-worker snoring in the bathroom stall 2 days in a row now. PGP

“Any plans for the weekend ?” PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Wearing golf pants to work because you are to lazy to go to the dry cleaners….PGP

My new computer turned out to be a rebuilt version of my old one #PGP

My bathroom schedule is synced up with the 75 year old man in the office. PGP.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.