I was told my Outlook picture needs to include the suit and tie headshot from the yearly meeting and not a back shot of me at the tee box.

I’m putting in my two weeks on Friday. I’m pretty sure they’re going to fire me when I do. PGP

I feel like all of my coworkers somehow know how shamefully drunk I was over the weekend.

My boss thinks he’s funny. PGP

I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

Guy in the office just walked in and said whos ready for Monday FUNday. I died inside PGP

I’m the only one my boss gave a passing compliment to in our staff meeting. Coworkers hate me now. PGP.

I’m jealous of the swag the interns got.

Dropped my lunch on my floor this morning ,I stared at it for more than 5 seconds and now I can’t eat it. Happy Monday. PGP

I’m afraid that if I use my work laptop at home, I’ll accidentally type in a porn site.

I grew up watching the players getting inducted into the hall of fame. PGP.

Seriously debating switching banks because my direct deposit would hit 4 hours earlier.