The sun caused me to get into a wreck this morning because I’m too fucking cheap to afford new sunglasses. PGP

Being asked to put in an email what is specifically in the attached PDF. PGP.

Co-worker with an office has been caught looking at porn three times; meanwhile, I can’t even install Spotify on my desktop. PGP

“Catch the game last night?” PGP.

Just received a negative evaluation for watching too much golf while in the office. PGP.

Just had to help my boss add a new desktop background.

The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP

Drive coworkers to lunch and….. one spills all over my backseat.

Today I’ve stared at a blank computer screen. That’s it. PGP.

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

Fell asleep before Justin Timberlake was on Jimmy Fallon last night. PGP.

Falling asleep early in a recliner watching baseball is a family tradition