People trying to talk to you when you clearly have your headphones in. PGP.

The stampede that ensues after the “there’s leftovers from last night’s event in the kitchen” email. PGP.

Kicked the bathroom door down and slipped on the wet floor. PGP

My DVR always cuts off the last 20 seconds of Seinfeld. PGP.

I’m hungover…from watching the debate. PGP

Got a stiff neck from aimlessly staring at the computer screen. PGP

Received an anonymous complaint that I talk about sports too much….

I go to lunch as late as possible, just so the day seems shorter. PGP

Strained an ab muscle at my desk today because I stretched too hard during a yawn.

I find myself getting to bars earlier and earlier to avoid crowds. PGP

First one at the office today so I clocked in and headed to my favorite stall.

Wanting to reply “that’s not my job”