Only reason I’m still at the office is for lack of anything better to do right now. PGP

It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

Boss gone jeans on. PGP

The weekly “Let’s quit our jobs and open a bar” chat on instant messenger following the weekend.

I could really use that fantasy league money right now.

“It feels like the first time” runs through my head whenever I land an unused toilet for the morning deuce. PGP

Drank three beers last night and woke up this morning with a mild hangover. PGP

My only motivation to get to work before anyone else is so that I get my favorite parking spot. PGP.

Being the only one who knows how to get the microwave to work properly. PGP.

The company being too cheap to provide anything other than 1-ply in the bathrooms. PGP.

Listening to “Rage Against The Machine” while actively being very much a part of the machine. PGP.

Dreamt I overdrafted my checking account buying Chipotle. PGP.