Falling asleep in the dental chair while waiting for the hygienist…with no gas involved. PGP.

Showering at the gym to save money on your water bill. PGP.

Quietly imagining all the things you would like to say to your supervisor. PGP.

Emailing someone your phone number so you don’t have to be the one to call. PGP.

The overly enthusiastic coworker. PGP.

Step 1: Check for a ring. Step 2: Approach. PGP.

Having almost nothing in the bank right after payday because rent and bills were due. PGP.

The 6-foot long CVS receipt filled with coupons you have one week to use. PGP.

Never lifting enough weight to need a spot at the gym. PGP.

Facebook photos of friends running marathons. PGP.

Suggesting luxury car service instead of strength training with Patrick Willis. PGP.

The women in the office flipping shit when one of them brings in their baby. PGP.

Asking your neighbors to turn down their music on a Saturday. PGP.

Leaving your lunch in your fridge…at home. PGP.

Forgetting where you parked your car at the airport. PGP.

Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.

Getting into work Monday morning and having no idea where you should even start. PGP.

Time Warner Cable cutting Showtime in the middle of Dexter’s final season. PGP.

Challenging an older coworker to a push up contest, and losing. PGP.

“Would you like to take a brief survey at the end of this call?” PGP.