I just want to go to a good old fashioned house party. PGP.

I think I can have my credit card paid off in the next two or three months. PGP.

This website is blocked by your server. PGP.

“I brought my lunch today, sorry.” PGP.

“They have no idea I’m blaring 2 Chainz in my headphones while looking at spreadsheets.” PGP.

“How much are you supposed to spend on a wedding gift?” PGP.

“Am I too old to wear a tank top?” PGP.

“I can forward you to my supervisor if you’d like to speak with him.” PGP.

“What’s your extension again?” PGP.

Clicking the mouse extra hard when someone walks by. PGP.

“We should be playing golf today.” PGP.

Memos over memes. PGP.

“I could screw this company so bad.” PGP.

“Do you think I can expense this?” PGP.

“Outlook is down.” PGP.

When your banner ads switch from whiskey and rowdy gentleman to online MBA and networking ads. PGP.

“Have you seen the new chick in accounting?” PGP.

“Were you able to catch the end of the game last night?” PGP.

Stay-cations because you’re poor. PGP.

“Don’t let this coffee fool you, I’m not doing shit today.” PGP.