Preparing all week for a presentation that no one important attends. PGP.

Why isn’t G Chat working? PGP.

Going so long between workouts that you forgot the combination to your lock. PGP.

Legitimately considering rioting when the vending machine prices increase. PGP.

“Let’s go over the action items from last week.” PGP.

My 8-year-old cousin told me I had a “gobbler” and scratched below my chin during Christmas dinner. PGP.

Overhearing two older, overweight coworkers arguing about whose divorce settlement was worse. PGP.

Arguing balls and strikes on Twitter. PGP.

Forgetting to put those new cover sheets on your TPS reports. PGP.

Can’t wait to watch the news tonight. PGP.

1: “You drink last night?” 2: ” Nope, just allergy season.” PGP.

Waking up hungover after a few beers during the game. PGP.

The empty cubicle has now become the wall of delivery menus. PGP.

“Would you like to take a brief survey at the end of this call?” PGP.

All work and no play makes Jack a journalist. PGP.

Feeling obligated to invite a person to your wedding because you were invited to theirs. PGP.

My boss is a mix of incredibly attractive and completely unattainable. PGP.

My boss hasn’t called me the right name since he hired me. PGP.

My manager and I spent most of today making stapled together paper stockings for everyone in the office with semi-appropriate drawings/decor. PGP.

Having second thoughts about taking the last drink from the water cooler so you don’t have to change the jug. PGP.