Only accepting LinkedIn requests based on their headshot hotness factor. PGP.

I need 3+ years experience for an entry level job, and Trump was able to win with no experience. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.

Yelled at kids in my complex parking lot for running around cars while I was trying to park. PGP.

Today I begrudgingly scheduled a meeting after-hours…and the client stood me up. PGP.

There’s a decent chance I’m not gonna have health insurance in 2017. PGP.

Not thrilled about the election, but enjoying the drama on social media. PGP.

Falling asleep before the election was called. PGP.

I honestly don’t care how much you hate or love Donald Trump. PGP.

Baby Boomer coworkers were discussing insurance plans and how ours sucks. I now realize I’m trapped. PGP.

Saving about $600 a month now that I’m single and I’m loving it. PGP

Checking a carry-on bag because you can’t part with your slightly overpriced but well worth it shaving cream. PGP.