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5 Things Every Gentleman Does On A Date

Date (noun) 1. An event wherein two (usually) willing individuals agree to spend an undetermined amount of time together, in which the two might eat food, drink libations, see moving pictures, or participate in any other activities together. 2. An awkward,…Read More »

Instagram Caption No-Nos

I’m a copywriter. What I pay my rent with is my ability to create short, concise, clever messages in the form of headlines, subheads, and scripts. Because of this, I know it’s not fair of me to judge captions on…Read More »

Grad School Is Purgatory

Grad school is a slog. Everyone who has ever pursued a graduate degree would say it was a lot of hard, sometimes frustrating work. “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here,” one might say on his or her grad school…Read More »