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What If I Never Get Married?

Joliet Bar Fight Turns Outrageous As Cars Crash And A Bow And Arrow Is Fired

Breaking Down Ann Coulter’s Idea To Run Immigration Like Tinder

Nintendo Is Dropping A Mini-NES Console That Comes Loaded With 30 Games

I’m The Office El Chapo, Part 2

Things I’ve Gotten Worse At: Music

I’m Done Wearing Underwear

My Girlfriend Spilled Red Wine On Our White Bedspread And Now I’m Contemplating Murder

Baltimore Resident Offering ‘Pokémon Go Chauffeur’ Services On Craigslist, Will Make Millions

“Blue Latte” Is Latest Hipster Trend To Make You Consider Walking Into Oncoming Traffic