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Breaking Down The 10 Super Bowl Ads That I Actually Remember Seeing
From talking fruit to a Puppymonkeybaby, here’s a brief rundown of the best advertisements the big game had to offer. Read More »
Last Night I Realized That I’m A Super Bowl Baby
“Why didn’t you tell me I was a Super Bowl baby?” Read More »
Stop Complaining About Money And Do Something About It
You should probably read this if you’re one of those people that likes to be hands-off with their finances. Read More »
Apply Here To Join My Brunch Crew
It’s open application season to re-up my brunch team. Think you’ve got what it takes? Apply within. Read More »
I Live Next To A Real-Life Kramer
I’m fairly certain she watches me sleep. Read More »
Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: Goodbye, Football
But honestly, I probably would’ve walked out too. Read More »
The First Time I Got Absolutely Shelled In Little League
Yeah, I got rocked. Read More »
The 8 Best Super Bowl Prop Bets For All The Degenerates Out There
Get a little action this weekend. Read More »
I Don’t Know What To Do With This Column A Guy Wrote About His Girlfriend Having A Crush On Me
I don’t know if I’m flattered or scared here. But either way, I’m okay with it. Read More »
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