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This Is Snapchat After 30
This is a rundown of Snapchat after age 30. Read More »
It’s Time To Embrace That We’re All A Little Weird
We are all a little weird, and life is a little weird. Read More »
This Week’s Most Basic Bumble BFF Profiles: March 24
Homemade kombucha, a ton of emojis, and even more girls who just love wine and dogs. Read More »
Stop Inviting Me To Your Birthday Parties
Last Saturday, I attended a birthday party held in the basement of a bar, for a girl that I had met maybe two or three times total. There seems to be a birthday gathering for someone every weekend in this…Read More »
Breaking Down Your Bullshit Resumé
Your resumé is pretty much garbage, isn’t it? Read More »
Best Buy Sucks So Now I Finally Bought An iPhone, Part 1
Part 1 of a Best Buy horror story. Read More »
A Toast To Our Big Headed Brethren
A few opening words for the inaugural Big Head Ball. Read More »
Why You Shouldn’t Buy A House, From A Guy Who Just Bought A House
I wanted to do the adult thing and buy a home, and look what happened. Read More »
My Night Out With The Justin Bieber Appreciation Society
It may be time to shake up the Bieber Appreciation Society. Read More »