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Five People That Had A Worse Weekend Than You: Jeb!
It’s tough out there. Read More »
Breaking Down This Week’s Insufferable New York Times Marriage Announcement: February 19
This week’s is a classic love story that began with a catfishing incident. Read More »
I Have No Idea What I Do For A Living: Tales Of A Misguided Strategy Consultant
If you’re a consultant, you’re life is like a black hole. Read More »
Old Man Advice And The Death Of My Bachelorhood
I wanna party with this old man. Read More »
6 Questions For The South From A Country Music Loving Yankee
I just can’t wrap my head around some of these. Read More »
Let’s Talk About This Alabama Dating Site
I bet most of the people on the site aren’t even graduates of the school. Read More »
Gordon Bombay Was A Terrible Role Model
Lets just be honest here. Read More »
My Girlfriend Does Not Have A Crush On Dillon Cheverere
He’s not her type. Read More »
The Official Agenda For Pretending You’re Not Hungover At Work
It’s going to take some will power, but your morning routine is essential to saving face after a big night out. Read More »