The majority of guys are horrible at picking up signals from women. I have probably missed out on countless dates because the signals went right over my head. I know that women know how to flirt, but some moves just…Read More »
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Your Favorite Twitter Account Is Stealing Your Shit And Getting Paid For It
“It’s legal, I guess. More power to them.” Yeah, well sucking dick for money in the state of Nevada is also legal, but that doesn’t mean it’s a respectable line of work. One of our freelance writers pitched me the…Read More »
America’s List Of Demands For London To Get An NFL Team
Given the increasing number of games being played by the NFL in London over the last few years, it’s becoming apparent that the league has aspirations of placing a team in the UK. That seems silly on its face, but…Read More »
Why Humans Should Never Have Sex With Each Other, Ever
There’s a lot of talk on the Internet this week about why giving the opposite (or same) sex oral pleasure should NEVER be required. Total Frat Move posted this little number on why going down on a girl is the…Read More »
21 Power Moves You Can Pull At Chipotle
1. Order double everything. Double rice, double beans, double meat, double veggies, double sour cream. If you want it, double down.
America Needs A Lesson On Capitalism
I am sick and tired of seeing the private sector be demonized. The “heartless capitalists who put profit before people” rhetoric is so annoyingly ignorant that it may someday make my head explode like Belloq’s in “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”…Read More »
Time Warner Cable Is Everything That’s Wrong With America And It Must Be Destroyed
“I have 1.5 million Twitter followers, and if you don’t fix this, I’m going to ruin your PR department’s day.” - me on the phone with @TWC — TFM Tech Guy (@TFMTechGuy) December 16, 2014 That tweet was meant as…Read More »
How To Decorate Your Apartment Like A White Girl
Like any true blooded American white woman, I love two things: Zoloft and Pinterest. And because I am tired of getting nasty emails from our attorneys who use language like “drug pushing” and “rehab” and “Seriously, Catie, you have got…Read More »
What You Learn After Moving In With Your Girlfriend
I’m seven months into living with my capital “R” Roommate, and here are a few of the lessons I’ve already learned. Grocery Shopping Is Now A Complete Nightmare When I lived on my own in Chicago, I enjoyed the simplicity…Read More »
Adjusting To The Maturity Gap When Hitting On College Girls
The other night, a 20-year-old dude old asked me, “Are you her uncle?” in reference to the girl he was hitting on, who happens to also be a good friend of mine. I tried laughing it off to give him…Read More »