One of every city dweller’s favorite sayings is “I would love to get a pet but…” and then following the statement with… “I’m never home and it would be cruel,” “I don’t have enough space,” “I can barely take care…Read More »
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The Live Video Feed From The Holiday Inn In Panama City Beach Is A Beautiful Disaster
I spent many a day and night (at least that’s what the untagged Facebook pictures told me) on the pool deck at the Holiday Inn Sunspree in Panama City Beach, Florida. The powers that be at PCB’s most popular Spring…Read More »
The Job You Thought You’d Have And The Job You Actually Have
A lot of postgrad life (and, consequently, a lot of what I write) is about failing to live up to expectations. Our younger selves thought we were going to have accomplished a lot by this point. And as we got older,…Read More »
6 Movies From Your Childhood That Just Don’t Hold Up
Let me paint you a picture. It’s Friday night, sometime between 1995 and 1998, and you and your siblings eagerly wait for your parents to come home. You’re excited for them to take you to the happiest place on Earth,…Read More »
How To Know You’ve Been Tamed By Corporate America
For some, it’s one of the most dreaded realizations to come to. That moment when you admit to yourself that after a year or so of kissing your boss’s ass that your balls (lady balls?) have been swiftly snipped by…Read More »
5 Underrated Bands From The ’90s
In the spirit of full disclosure, this column started out as Underrated Albums From The ‘90s. However, the tone of the piece quickly devolved into “sexually frustrated mid-level Pitchfork writer who hates everything about the Midwest town he left to…Read More »
Things I Miss From College: Fraternity Formal
As a lowly entry-level employee, you should take any chance to travel for anything even vaguely work-related. The hotel bar tabs that get reimbursed, the sloppily pulled together timelines of networking events, and the experience of a new place are…Read More »
A Tradition Unlike Any Other: Masters Week
Hello, friends. Welcome to the best week of the sports year: Masters week. Five days of legend-making golf. The grass at Augusta looks greener than ever, and Jim Nantz’s silky smooth voice takes you away to Amen Corner as the…Read More »
Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd For A Dollar?
Just another reason I couldn’t live in New York. Random internet celebrities running up to me on the street and asking me if I’d have sex with one of my favorite actors for one dollar. Wouldn’t you?