If you were a normal kid in grade school, you had an AOL Instant Messenger account. Now, if you want to have some semblance of sanity at work, you use Gchat on a regular basis. Gchat takes me back, man.…Read More »
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20 Shameful Things You’ll Do Post Grad
After graduation, it takes some time to settle into the real world. For some people it’s a few months, others a few decades. Whether you’re part of the corporate grind, or living on a buddy’s couch and working on an…Read More »
Your Weekly Business Buzzword Bullshit
“Low hanging fruit,” “Being out of pocket,” please shut the hell up…
A Guide To Returning To Your Alma Mater During Commencement
Obviously, graduation season is upon us. Of all the milestones we’ve watched the undergrads reach throughout the year, this is probably the only one that actually reassures us postgrads. Finally, those lucky little bastards still at State U-or Liberal U…Read More »
Dylan Sprouse From Zack And Cody Had Nudes Leak And Owned It On Twitter
Usually when a celeb’s nudes leak on the internet, it’s a PR scramble to spin it into some sort of misunderstanding or claims of being hacked. Such wasn’t the case for former child star, Dylan Sprouse..
Here’s To You, iPhone Asshole
It’s safe to say that most of us do not enter into business meetings with an overwhelming sense of excitement, particularly when your superiors are also in attendance. On rare occasions you do “get to” attend a meeting with fellow employees who are more or less your equals…
Embracing The Philosophic Liberation Of George Costanza
Once upon a time, it seemed reasonable to assume that “The Costanza” constituted the act of napping under one’s desk. I think we can all agree that there has been an evolution in our thinking, and that it is now…Read More »
Stuck On The Sorry Side Of The Video Conference
“You gotta win to get love. Everybody knows that.” – Ricky Bobby Our conference room is pretty standard. We have a large, oval-shaped, fake wooden table surrounded by chairs that squeak and recline too far. It’s BYOC (bring your own…Read More »
Ex-Athletes And Prostitutes: A Conundrum
Two weeks ago, American national treasure and holder of the number one spot in the UNLV alum-turned-broadcaster power rankings Greg Anthony was busted for soliciting a prostitute. Now, news has broken about NFL legend and extremely likable shitbag Warren Sapp…Read More »
Hardships Of The Post Grad Female Wardrobe
It’s no news that the office is not a runway. Since my entrance into the “real world,” I’ve been coping with the fact that in addition to my youth, social life, and carefree nature, I have also been forced to…Read More »