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Questions I Have For Self-Professed “Coffee Lovers”

The Hotel Where Dave, Will, And Dillon Will Be Staying In Chicago Is Glamorous As Shit

Spread ‘Em Wide: NFL Week 3 Picks From A Mediocre Degenerate

Things I Wish I Would’ve Done Differently While Dating In My 20s

It’s Too Much Work To Be Thin And Attractive

I Can’t Wait To Be The Overly Competitive Little League Dad

Unemployment Is Purgatory Incarnate

This NYC Lawyer Suing To Get Rid Of Bottomless Brunch May Ruin My Life

Chipotle’s New Queso Is Actually Pretty Good

Did I Just Become An Applebee’s Guy?