I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP. Han Solo
Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP. ImAtTheGrandOleParty
My little brother just graduated law school in the top five percent of his class. My dog got kicked out of obedience school. PGP. AARP Benny
I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP. Chicken Wings
Rewarding yourself for not drinking Monday and Tuesday by getting hammered before 6pm on a Wednesday. PGP. CorporateClimber
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