Really surprised Denver/Boulder, Seattle and Portland didn’t make the list. I realize those cities have a somewhat high cost of living, but they seem to be quite popular destinations for kiddos today.
I used to jog before work in the mornings. The problem is I’m such a fat, unhealthy slob that I was often still sweating a little whenever I got to the office. I didn’t like that.
The Eric Andre Show is very underrated for what it is — 15 minutes of nonsensical bullshit that rarely fails to bring about a few chuckles. Its greatness comes from its purity; there’s no underlying political commentary or attempts to push an agenda here, just batshit insane bits.
Exactly. If I showed up at work without showering, smelling like BO with two days worth of scruff, I wouldn’t just earn less—there’s a good chance I’ll be reprimanded and potentially even fired.
“Social media is just the market’s answer to a generation that demanded to perform, so the market said ‘Here, perform everything, to each other, all the time for no other reason.’ It’s prison, it’s horrific. What do we want more than to lie in bed at the end of the day and just watch our lives as a satisfied audience member? I know very little about anything, but I do know this: that if you can live your life without an audience, you should do it.” – Bo Burnham, Make Happy
When I read this, and many of your other contributions to PGP, I worry. It’s often joked about in the comments that a majority of what you write has some semblance to depressive symptoms. As someone who suffers from depression himself, I urge you to consider seeking help. I’m a sarcastic asshole 99% of the time – but in this circumstance, I am not.
If your contributions to PGP are intended to serve merely as a “persona” that doesn’t reflect who you truly are, then please disregard everything I’ve said above and consider taking a new angle or approach to your content that perhaps isn’t so sad and bleak.
It’s implied that the mere fact that the company provides warm dirt water for free is a “perk,” and that we should be grateful because the competitor only offers their employee cold dirt water.
HR: “CashBack, we’ve been getting reports that you’re spending time in the breakroom pulling out snacks and taking pictures of them. Please consider this email as your first warning that we do not tolerate the photography of company property by an employee while they’re on the clock.
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Really surprised Denver/Boulder, Seattle and Portland didn’t make the list. I realize those cities have a somewhat high cost of living, but they seem to be quite popular destinations for kiddos today.
Holy shit that is one of the most hipster pictures I’ve ever seen.
I used to jog before work in the mornings. The problem is I’m such a fat, unhealthy slob that I was often still sweating a little whenever I got to the office. I didn’t like that.
RIP Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2009
RIP NCAA Football series
Long live Rocket League and Overwatch.
The Eric Andre Show is very underrated for what it is — 15 minutes of nonsensical bullshit that rarely fails to bring about a few chuckles. Its greatness comes from its purity; there’s no underlying political commentary or attempts to push an agenda here, just batshit insane bits.
Nice, an incentive to relocate to a new street 4 times a month.
You guys and gals should write more about PGP DIY projects.
Exactly. If I showed up at work without showering, smelling like BO with two days worth of scruff, I wouldn’t just earn less—there’s a good chance I’ll be reprimanded and potentially even fired.
“Social media is just the market’s answer to a generation that demanded to perform, so the market said ‘Here, perform everything, to each other, all the time for no other reason.’ It’s prison, it’s horrific. What do we want more than to lie in bed at the end of the day and just watch our lives as a satisfied audience member? I know very little about anything, but I do know this: that if you can live your life without an audience, you should do it.” – Bo Burnham, Make Happy
Is there any chance Bolen’s tombstone WON’T be inscribed with:
“Here lies New York Times Bestselling Author W.R. Bolen”
Thank you for your courage.
Kendra needs to hire you to help build her personal brand, because it’s in the pooper right now.
It’s too bad her “non-traditional writing career” doesn’t afford her the financial means to do so.
Kendra, I hate to say this, but…..
Caroline is the new hotness. Time to find a new site to peddle your garbage.
Birthday Cake definitely gives the original Oreo a run for its money.
21. Being Mean For Fun
But sometimes you just make it so easy, Kendra.
Kendra,
When I read this, and many of your other contributions to PGP, I worry. It’s often joked about in the comments that a majority of what you write has some semblance to depressive symptoms. As someone who suffers from depression himself, I urge you to consider seeking help. I’m a sarcastic asshole 99% of the time – but in this circumstance, I am not.
If your contributions to PGP are intended to serve merely as a “persona” that doesn’t reflect who you truly are, then please disregard everything I’ve said above and consider taking a new angle or approach to your content that perhaps isn’t so sad and bleak.
Sincerely,
Your Friend PerformanceKhakis
It’s implied that the mere fact that the company provides warm dirt water for free is a “perk,” and that we should be grateful because the competitor only offers their employee cold dirt water.
HR: “CashBack, we’ve been getting reports that you’re spending time in the breakroom pulling out snacks and taking pictures of them. Please consider this email as your first warning that we do not tolerate the photography of company property by an employee while they’re on the clock.
Sincerely,
ABC Company”