living the PGL of a accountant in the fast paced world of the Houston reinsurance scene. Proponent of the 4 day work week and day drinking during lunch breaks at the local Chili's. Weekdays you can find me living the cube life and gettin my sweet fluorescent light tan on and on the weekend you can catch me at the beach or at a local bar calling everyone hipsters who order Moscow mules.
Likes: beer, jeeps, scotch, emotionally unavailable women.
Dislikes:
Will deFries
Thomas Wolfe was spot on with the title of his book “You Can’t Go Home Again” cause both you and it change, sometimes drastically and sometimes subtlety. You can’t recreate memories the only thing you can do is make new ones.
I did this one time and one time only and never again because:
1. Its mostly Crossfit dbags trying out their “functional” fitness they pay $150 a month for.
2. The annoying groups of people that would pose to do pics, from the group of obviously low-key gay fitness guys who can’t come out because their wives and kids wouldn’t appreciate it or random group of girls who wear matching tutus with with compression outfit because they’re bffs or a bridal party or some other bs.
Solo lunch cause The MAN tends to give you fine you for having a few lunch beers while in a car.
And Calvin and Hobbs
Gotta have Animorphs to though
Sup you gonna have any Thomas Wolfe or Pablo Neruda on there?
A bookstore with nothing but books about boats or a bookstore that is located on a boat?
If you didn’t have to worry about money then why would you ever willing be anything in Michigan?
Get new friends
I feel like you’d enjoy Mr. Robot Nived.
Thomas Wolfe was spot on with the title of his book “You Can’t Go Home Again” cause both you and it change, sometimes drastically and sometimes subtlety. You can’t recreate memories the only thing you can do is make new ones.
….an article of yours that i genuinely enjoyed…I don’t know how to deal with this.
You’re all wrong! The best Disney movie was Mulan because of that Szechuan Sauce!
Never stay friends unless its reason 1 or 3 otherwise scorch earth that relationship.
You and Kendrick Lamar should do a track together.
I did this one time and one time only and never again because:
1. Its mostly Crossfit dbags trying out their “functional” fitness they pay $150 a month for.
2. The annoying groups of people that would pose to do pics, from the group of obviously low-key gay fitness guys who can’t come out because their wives and kids wouldn’t appreciate it or random group of girls who wear matching tutus with with compression outfit because they’re bffs or a bridal party or some other bs.
I’m sorry but $18 drinks are bullshit.
Sup?
Always thought they’d just taxidermy you and put you in museum as a representation of the millennial hipster
Also go to Pena’s Donut Heaven in Pearland and they have Killens Brisket and Eggs breakfast tacos btw its redonkulous
Nah, breakfast tacos though. C’mon 19th you’re better than this.
I occasionally been carded for a Rated R movie so i feel your pain