I took down a whole “serving” of CPK’s fettuccine the other night. Added bacon to it. Was fantastic. Probably took 30 minutes off of my life, but they were 30 minutes off the shitty back end anyways.
A couple months ago my parents came to Chicagoland to visit, mom and wife shopped, so dad and I just walked around the city; ended up on the trail by the lake, talking about whatever, and admiring the scenery and the “scenery”. Great afternoon.
Point of order, a Manhattan IS a two ingredient cocktail. Yeah, yeah, cherries and a splash of bitters; odds are good you aren’t getting the bitters in a dive anyways.
I’m spending my time preparing for football: running wires so I can watch TV outside and perfecting my smoking techniques so I can smoke some meat while I watch.
Called it.
I took down a whole “serving” of CPK’s fettuccine the other night. Added bacon to it. Was fantastic. Probably took 30 minutes off of my life, but they were 30 minutes off the shitty back end anyways.
They usually do with references to guns.
So you had your first legal beer when, last week?
No shit. I was a freshman in college in Fall 2000.
A couple months ago my parents came to Chicagoland to visit, mom and wife shopped, so dad and I just walked around the city; ended up on the trail by the lake, talking about whatever, and admiring the scenery and the “scenery”. Great afternoon.
Do the downvoters not see the clear sarcasm in the post?
Haven’t you learned that no one gives a shit what’s offensive to Irish people? They’re too high up the privilege totem pole. /SJW
Point of order, a Manhattan IS a two ingredient cocktail. Yeah, yeah, cherries and a splash of bitters; odds are good you aren’t getting the bitters in a dive anyways.
Plot twist: Kim was his last name.
Will is definitely phoning this one in after the long weekend. As a guy doing the exact same thing at work, I guess I can’t bitch.
Playoff baseball is awesome, but I can’t get excited about a mid-summer baseball game that basically doesn’t mean anything.
Barbacoa Burrito, no beans, white rice, onions/peppers, pico de gallo, heavy cream/heavy cheese, add guac. Done. Not sure where that puts me.
Really? I got a down vote for preparing to smoke meat and watch football? What sort of nancies have taken over?
No, this guy is a douche, but a well-read douche. Girl is vapid, shallow, and has never read anything more complex than Us Weekly.
I’m spending my time preparing for football: running wires so I can watch TV outside and perfecting my smoking techniques so I can smoke some meat while I watch.
Referencing both fridge magnet wisdom and Simple-Life-era Nicole Ritchie? He’s trolling.
I fee the same way about Yuppies, never got the hate. Make decent coin and have nice shit? Be a little self-centered? Sign me up.
Nothing in oil is currently plentiful or high paying.
Missing about 3 spank sessions and resulting feelings of “god I’m worthless and disgusting.”