Nothing kills a buzz faster than finding out you don’t have President’s Day off at 6 p.m. on Sunday. PGP.
Single Ply Toliet Paper. PGP.
I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.
My dog puked on my carpet not even 10 minutes after I finished cleaning my apartment. PGP.
Bachelor being the most romantic part of my week…and I’m in a relationship. PGP.
The only company not taking today off. PGP.
I’m still hungover from day drinking on Sunday. PGP.
Two and a half hour phone call with Comcast hungover on a Sunday. So this is hell? PGP.
I’ve learned I have to schedule about a half hour block in my day to answer stupid questions. PGP.