Two Towers is a Christmas movie. There were multiple elves present. A man with direct access to magic, a large white beard, who can travel great distances at absurd speeds gifts Helmsdeep the Rohiirim. It’s quite obviously an allegory for Christmas.
Organized a Halloween party at my place, and the guest list is comprised 30 people, 4 of whom are female. These females are all significant others of our friend group. Realizing we really do not have that many friends that are women.
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A take: unless I pooped I’m just running my hands under the water.
Two Towers is a Christmas movie. There were multiple elves present. A man with direct access to magic, a large white beard, who can travel great distances at absurd speeds gifts Helmsdeep the Rohiirim. It’s quite obviously an allegory for Christmas.
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14 Vodka Sodas and he wet the bed
Organized a Halloween party at my place, and the guest list is comprised 30 people, 4 of whom are female. These females are all significant others of our friend group. Realizing we really do not have that many friends that are women.
I started peeing in the stalls because people were constantly asking me work questions at the urinal
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