“Be prepared to work the full day” -manger PGP

“I’m sorry I don’t handle that.” PGP

Using the bathroom on a different floor just to liven things up. PGP.

It’s that time on Friday when I stop caring.

I keep saying I have doctor’s appointments when really I’m going on interviews. I think my boss thinks I’m dying. PGP.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

I don’t always get a free lunch at work. But when I do, I eat until I hate myself.

Got caught pressing the door close button on the elevator. PGP

“Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations”

Headphones: The Universal Human Sign of “Do NOT talk to me.”