Working stock research sales. Trying to become the next billionaire hedge fund manager. Ex-IFC Pres of a Pac 12 school. Enjoys beaches, golf, sunshine, happy hours, and his wife.
An intern tried a motivational speech at our corporate retreat last summer. After ranting for 5 minutes, the head partner got up and walked over to him and whispered in his ear. Intern went completely white, head partner turned back around and smiled. Office rumor was that the head partner told the intern, “Sit the fuck down, the only reason you are here is because I fucked your older sister when she was an intern.” Intern didn’t get a full time offer, but then again neither did his sister.
This list is amazingly solid though. AoE would be the only one I could say I personally played more than a few on here, but this was nostalgia to a new level.
Advertise
right?
An intern tried a motivational speech at our corporate retreat last summer. After ranting for 5 minutes, the head partner got up and walked over to him and whispered in his ear. Intern went completely white, head partner turned back around and smiled. Office rumor was that the head partner told the intern, “Sit the fuck down, the only reason you are here is because I fucked your older sister when she was an intern.” Intern didn’t get a full time offer, but then again neither did his sister.
Hahahahhahahaha so good
The ghost is inside me hahahaha can’t stop
This list is amazingly solid though. AoE would be the only one I could say I personally played more than a few on here, but this was nostalgia to a new level.
Age of Empires?
so true
Netflix needs to grab this asap
Do you have Champagne taste on a Bud Light budget? Oh do I!
Undergrad bf? No full disclosure on age? I’m sensing some self esteem problems.
This is the best thing Arnold Schwarzenegger has done since Predator.
Where in West TX? I grew up there.
No one in banking gets tested.
People who do bookkeeping for companies (ie the finance department) get tested out the ass
What is this Elite Daily? I’m here for the humor, drugs, sex, and degrading moral attitudes of our generation. Not feel good columns.
fuck those people
This was surprisingly sentimental and enjoyable. Rare combination in the Post Grad life.
Thank you for your service hahahahaha
Love this. I was going to attempt to write this, but you did a much better job than I would have.
His name is bubba. Clever? Maybe. Wise? Nope.
Agreed