Friends who only do social things when their SO is out of town should rethink what makes them like that person. My friend got marriend and started only answering texts/social invites when his wife was out of town.
Love when the partner comes to the client site and wants a team dinner. “Yeah so back in my day…” stories for 3 hours while he and the senior manager demolish a few bottles of wine are usually on the menu followed by “so we need to get out of here. we have a 6am call with the offshore team.” Good times in consulting.
I didn’t read the article but I’ve said for a while that the scaries brunch induces aren’t worth the 40 minutes in line for a micro portion of eggs benedict and mimosas with flat chamnpagne.
My unsolicited advice on Nashville is always carry a metric fuck ton of cash. Damn near every bar seems to have a cover these days. Also eat hot chicken at hattie b’s like a real tourist.
Consulting travel is the art of trying to not be a dickhead who flashes your status to customer service to make them do their jobs correctly. THIS MEANS YOU AVIS KIOSK AT THE DENVER AIRPORT YOU HAD ONE JOB AND THAT WAS TO GIVE ME A MIDSIZE SEDAN NOT A FUCKING MINIVAN
After dating a string of shitheads she got knocked up and was forced by her parents to have a shotgun wedding..and now she’s a school nurse or something. Meanwhile I moved to Texas for a job I still can’t believe I conned my way into. We haven’t spoken in years but I think I won.
No it’s still a fact that chukka boots, a stupid haircut like macklemore, pants rolled up at the bottom, and an affinity for overpriced, artisanal shit you that can’t afford makes you a hipster. I’m still calling them hipsters.
Only the Central on Central. Central on Summer is not Central. I want filthy midtowners making my order of nachos with house chips, not some clean cut suburbanite from Bartlett.
The problem is that a lot of the viewpoints voiced here are borne out of false narratives spread by a faction of the population that thrives on the idea that white men are bad and should pay for the sins of white men in the past. if you come out swinging with viewpoints based on lies you deserve to have them turned back around.
Example of the lies perpetuated by feminism: 1 in 5 women are sexually assaulted on campus (this statistic came from a single study that had a very skewed population of participants and had language that characterized sexual assault as whatever you feel like it means. Guy is on a date with you and tries to hold your hand but you get uncomfortable. Sexual assault according to that study).
Too tired on a sunday night to come up with a response stating how I agree with you (also got a bad case of the scaries) so here’s an up arrow ^ because I remember when this site didn’t have up/downvote buttons and was devoid of self righteous “writers” seeking validation for slacktivism.
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Friends who only do social things when their SO is out of town should rethink what makes them like that person. My friend got marriend and started only answering texts/social invites when his wife was out of town.
Athleisure in public is for underachieving losers who still have roommates in their late 20s.
Love when the partner comes to the client site and wants a team dinner. “Yeah so back in my day…” stories for 3 hours while he and the senior manager demolish a few bottles of wine are usually on the menu followed by “so we need to get out of here. we have a 6am call with the offshore team.” Good times in consulting.
Take out rocky top and this playlist will be gold.
I didn’t read the article but I’ve said for a while that the scaries brunch induces aren’t worth the 40 minutes in line for a micro portion of eggs benedict and mimosas with flat chamnpagne.
My unsolicited advice on Nashville is always carry a metric fuck ton of cash. Damn near every bar seems to have a cover these days. Also eat hot chicken at hattie b’s like a real tourist.
name checks out.
Consulting travel is the art of trying to not be a dickhead who flashes your status to customer service to make them do their jobs correctly. THIS MEANS YOU AVIS KIOSK AT THE DENVER AIRPORT YOU HAD ONE JOB AND THAT WAS TO GIVE ME A MIDSIZE SEDAN NOT A FUCKING MINIVAN
After dating a string of shitheads she got knocked up and was forced by her parents to have a shotgun wedding..and now she’s a school nurse or something. Meanwhile I moved to Texas for a job I still can’t believe I conned my way into. We haven’t spoken in years but I think I won.
Taken out of the GSElevator handbook. Respect.
Add in anyone who moved to Denver or Nashville. For the record I live in Texas and can confirm native Texans mention this place way too much.
No it’s still a fact that chukka boots, a stupid haircut like macklemore, pants rolled up at the bottom, and an affinity for overpriced, artisanal shit you that can’t afford makes you a hipster. I’m still calling them hipsters.
All of Tennessee (especially Nashville and that shithole university in Knoxville) is terrible. That’s why I moved to Texas.
Name checks out
u trollin’ or nah?
Only the Central on Central. Central on Summer is not Central. I want filthy midtowners making my order of nachos with house chips, not some clean cut suburbanite from Bartlett.
Also Barbecue Shop is the best.
The problem is that a lot of the viewpoints voiced here are borne out of false narratives spread by a faction of the population that thrives on the idea that white men are bad and should pay for the sins of white men in the past. if you come out swinging with viewpoints based on lies you deserve to have them turned back around.
Example of the lies perpetuated by feminism: 1 in 5 women are sexually assaulted on campus (this statistic came from a single study that had a very skewed population of participants and had language that characterized sexual assault as whatever you feel like it means. Guy is on a date with you and tries to hold your hand but you get uncomfortable. Sexual assault according to that study).
We need updates on this.
Yeah that kind of thinking won’t score you any dates
Too tired on a sunday night to come up with a response stating how I agree with you (also got a bad case of the scaries) so here’s an up arrow ^ because I remember when this site didn’t have up/downvote buttons and was devoid of self righteous “writers” seeking validation for slacktivism.