Currently a tootsie pop at work. May turn into a complete piece of shit and get the 5 dollar cravings box from Taco Bell on the way home. Monday’s, am I right?
Brace yourselves, the worst part of this series is going to be when she actually becomes a successful real estate agent. You just know that things work out for girls like this somehow.
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I’d tell you but I’m embarrassed at the fat ass I’ve been as of late. Whiskey diet starts tomorrow
Currently a tootsie pop at work. May turn into a complete piece of shit and get the 5 dollar cravings box from Taco Bell on the way home. Monday’s, am I right?
About to call Will out on his birthdate until fatally realizing I’m only 5 years younger than him
I wish my bar tabs were in the $30 range..
Kinda almost wish I knew what age I would die at. That’d make planning easier. And obviously past 36, I’ll be a “do no resuscitate”
Sup?
8 AM dentist…LETS FUCKING GET IT. LOOK AT THOSE PEARLY WHITES
Tears of sorrow, cause I’m still in the office (east coast)
That situation could get a bit un-wool-y
My Birthdays tomorrow. They’re rather depressing at this point. Quarter of a century. Busch light and bourbon for me. Here’s to another year
I’M YELLING TINDER
I will never complain about a bar being too loud but I will complain about everything associated with a club.
*Gets whiskey dick*..so what are we?
Why do y’all have to do this to me
Brace yourselves, the worst part of this series is going to be when she actually becomes a successful real estate agent. You just know that things work out for girls like this somehow.
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You’re a lovely sock puppet William
Crick? Where are you Crick?
Think they have Busch light on tap?