Automatic left swipes for me: any mention of wanderlust or how fluent you are in sarcasm. If you were really that “fluent” you wouldn’t have to tell people about it.
You put more effort into being a troll than anyone I’ve ever seen and you’re not even very good at it. At least the trolls over at TFM made an effort to be funny, you just seem really pathetic and bitter.
I don’t understand the logic behind this at all. You’re a team from an affluent area playing another team from an affluent area, what point are you trying to prove exactly?
The Iron Man is tough to be sure, but let’s be real. Anyone can swim 2.5 miles, bike over 100 miles, and then run a marathon. Tough Mudder is only for the elite of the elite. I mean, do you have to crawl under barbed wire in an Iron Man triathlon? I don’t think so!
I prefer whole milk over everything else. As a counterpoint to your assessment of vitamin D milk as “cold glue”, I can’t hardly drink 2% or lower because it tastes almost skim. To each their own, unless you like drinking skim, which many believe is Satan’s beverage of choice.
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The League’s marathon gag is my go to whenever any of my friends start talking about marathons or running in general. Never gets old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogB2GvFDIq8
7a. Do you mind if I blackout on this date?
or “sorry, this mailbox is full. Goodbye”
Automatic left swipes for me: any mention of wanderlust or how fluent you are in sarcasm. If you were really that “fluent” you wouldn’t have to tell people about it.
I can’t decide whether I hate this and think they’re trying way too hard or if they’re complete geniuses. I’m going to go with geniuses.
I’m sorry I didn’t realize I had clicked on a Buzzfeed article. Y’all are really mailing it in these days, huh?
you’re too old for this site go away
I was going to include “I don’t hate you, I just feel sorry for you.” in my original post and now I wish I would have.
Ah the classic “someone disagrees with me, they must be terrorists” shtick.
You put more effort into being a troll than anyone I’ve ever seen and you’re not even very good at it. At least the trolls over at TFM made an effort to be funny, you just seem really pathetic and bitter.
You’re probably the type of person that likes JayTas articles.
Wait are we still doing #FireJayTas?
I don’t understand the logic behind this at all. You’re a team from an affluent area playing another team from an affluent area, what point are you trying to prove exactly?
Thanks for clearing that up for us, champ
Somebody out there could make an absolute killing by making a class on small talk. That person is not me.
The Iron Man is tough to be sure, but let’s be real. Anyone can swim 2.5 miles, bike over 100 miles, and then run a marathon. Tough Mudder is only for the elite of the elite. I mean, do you have to crawl under barbed wire in an Iron Man triathlon? I don’t think so!
“You can approach your day one of two ways: act like you’ve been there before, or act like Art Briles.”
This is perfect.
I think it’s really funny how the PGP commenters call for the firing of a different writer every week or two, seemingly at random.
Love the show, but nah. Way too short and it doesn’t give you much info about the show.
I’m going to use the SEAL Team Six excuse next time someone gives me shit about not drinking.
I prefer whole milk over everything else. As a counterpoint to your assessment of vitamin D milk as “cold glue”, I can’t hardly drink 2% or lower because it tastes almost skim. To each their own, unless you like drinking skim, which many believe is Satan’s beverage of choice.