I agree with Dorn that MOH is into the wedding guest, but he might want to make his move before the wedding. You’re piling a lot of stress on what should be an awesome night. If you’re in, you’ll have a great time. If you’re out, you go as friends and set your sights on the other available folks. Right now the whole thing is a slightly older am-i-going-to-lose-my-virginity-on-prom-night kind of ordeal.
If the Bride is set on Cancun and getting her trip paid for anyway she should just loan the money to her sister. Blood is thicker than water, and not having your sibling (who you obviously valued enough to ask to be your MOH) at your bachelorette party because she can’t afford it is ice cold.
My phone isn’t a distraction. LIFE is a distraction… from my phone. Think about how shitty your life would be without Snap, Twitter, Spotify, Podcasts. What would you do, read Time Magazine? Have your friends over for jello and a SLIDE SHOW? Listen to Touching Base on NPR? There’s no comparison.
Before you drop an irresponsible amount of money on a tiny piece of carbon, check if there’s a relative (yours or hers) with an “heirloom” ring you can get your hands on for free. Invest that money instead and your S/O will thank you later.
You need to pick a single barber. Then you go every four to six weeks and build a rapport with them so it’s something you look forward to. An oasis in the existential despair of white-collar drudgery.
“There is no rule anywhere that says you have to be a lawyer, even if you went to law school, or that you have to marry someone because you’ve been with them for ten years. You needn’t pursue a career just because you were given a good opportunity, nor do you need to live in a city just because it’s “home.” You’re allowed to ask someone to leave, or to admit you don’t want children, or that you like weird stuff in bed. Hell, you’re allowed to break that lease god damn it. Very rarely are we actually stuck.”
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Will walks into the office and freezes at the sight of a single piece of chalk left on his chair.
“Wouldn’t they look the same at sunse–” “I said DAWN, woman.”
We are commenting in Defense Exhibit A.
Roll up in a UPS truck, no doors to open.
I agree with Dorn that MOH is into the wedding guest, but he might want to make his move before the wedding. You’re piling a lot of stress on what should be an awesome night. If you’re in, you’ll have a great time. If you’re out, you go as friends and set your sights on the other available folks. Right now the whole thing is a slightly older am-i-going-to-lose-my-virginity-on-prom-night kind of ordeal.
HBD Will.
If the Bride is set on Cancun and getting her trip paid for anyway she should just loan the money to her sister. Blood is thicker than water, and not having your sibling (who you obviously valued enough to ask to be your MOH) at your bachelorette party because she can’t afford it is ice cold.
My phone isn’t a distraction. LIFE is a distraction… from my phone. Think about how shitty your life would be without Snap, Twitter, Spotify, Podcasts. What would you do, read Time Magazine? Have your friends over for jello and a SLIDE SHOW? Listen to Touching Base on NPR? There’s no comparison.
Standing and applauding for the fake tree. No mess, no fuss. Amortized cost like $5/year. Looks just as good.
How much does Aurora pimp the fact that it’s where Wayne’s World is based?
Before you drop an irresponsible amount of money on a tiny piece of carbon, check if there’s a relative (yours or hers) with an “heirloom” ring you can get your hands on for free. Invest that money instead and your S/O will thank you later.
You need to pick a single barber. Then you go every four to six weeks and build a rapport with them so it’s something you look forward to. An oasis in the existential despair of white-collar drudgery.
Thanksgiving Night, on the other hand…
Counterpoint: why use PTO on a week where everything is dead anyway?
Thoughts and Prayers to those whose office is in fact open on Friday.
“There is no rule anywhere that says you have to be a lawyer, even if you went to law school, or that you have to marry someone because you’ve been with them for ten years. You needn’t pursue a career just because you were given a good opportunity, nor do you need to live in a city just because it’s “home.” You’re allowed to ask someone to leave, or to admit you don’t want children, or that you like weird stuff in bed. Hell, you’re allowed to break that lease god damn it. Very rarely are we actually stuck.”
Gonna frame this.
II is the most egregious sin here. Don’t steal a holiday weekend from me.
“You might be the ultimate lazy millennial, but no one’s going to hate on you bringing sweet deliciousness to the table.”
The Touching Base dudes called this a trash move like ten times. I think one said they’d Aoki you with your trash store-bought pie.