The best is when you tell her you’re about to leave and then you fall asleep on your buddy’s couch so she starts calling your buddy’s wife at 3AM hysterically crying because she thinks your dead in a ditch somewhere. Would not recommend that.
My mother will text me when she watches Toy Story to tell me she’s in tears because, “It’s your childhood.” Damn it mom I know you’re sad but I’m almost 30.
Nashville for my bachelor party. 3 days of hard drinking. One of my groomsmen woke up in the ER without his phone, credit cards, or glasses. We have no clue how he got there. Worst part was after about 3 hours of calling hotels, hospitals, and the police, we decided to call his wife to look up his bank history so that we could look up his last known location. She was not impressed. I did get told by some bachelorette’s mom that I was a genuinely nice person so I got that going for me.
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“He also might get hit by a car”- I’ve never seen a more accurate statement.
Bright future, that Kevin.
Quick question, I’ve never done one but was wondering what’s all the hype with edibles?
I love Nashville so damn much.
I don’t hate this.
The best is when you tell her you’re about to leave and then you fall asleep on your buddy’s couch so she starts calling your buddy’s wife at 3AM hysterically crying because she thinks your dead in a ditch somewhere. Would not recommend that.
I know I’m supposed to hate you because Cuonzo is a snake and stole Tilmon from me, but I couldn’t agree more with this. This song is garbage.
Todd’s dad won’t let him do anything without a prenup. He knows.
This guy gets it
“I still got the alcohol in my system”- Billy Bob
“I still got Miss Davis’ fat ass bouncin’ in ny face!”-Tweeder
Just got back from a honeymoon in Cabo to 6″ of water in our basement and the A/C not working. So long wedding money!
Dyson vacuum. Wait 3 days and vacuum. You’ll be surprised your two labs have hair left they shed so much.
“Why aren’t you paying attention to me?” Major flashbacks on that one.
My mother will text me when she watches Toy Story to tell me she’s in tears because, “It’s your childhood.” Damn it mom I know you’re sad but I’m almost 30.
Are we ever going to get a follow up with Lizzie?
Nashville for my bachelor party. 3 days of hard drinking. One of my groomsmen woke up in the ER without his phone, credit cards, or glasses. We have no clue how he got there. Worst part was after about 3 hours of calling hotels, hospitals, and the police, we decided to call his wife to look up his bank history so that we could look up his last known location. She was not impressed. I did get told by some bachelorette’s mom that I was a genuinely nice person so I got that going for me.
Fat, Drunk, Stupid, Entitled 20 year old me. I’m shocked I still have friends.
We’re all family here.
Can you imagine if she would have went to fyre festival?
Careful Natalie…