Still waiting on the year-end bonus I was promised.

“Yeah, but they’re not going to get to keep all that money. A lot of it will go to taxes.” PGP.

Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

“Looks like we have the same urination schedule…”-Random guy I saw twice in the bathroom. PGP

I have to go to the Chiropractor twice a week…I’m 24. PGP

In the future please….PGP