Having a job is cool because you get paid to be hungover.

I’ve started greeting clients and partners with “How the hell are ya?” when I see them. I’m 24.

Leaving my AirPods in when I’m not listening to music so nobody talks to me.

Returning from a four-day weekend and already ready for the week to be over.

Was asked what I thought my weaknesses were in my review then was told what my actual weaknesses were.

Turned in my two weeks today. I don’t think anyone cares.