When people Instagram a picture of just themselves at a wedding but make the caption about the couple. PGP.

Being forcibly named the commissioner of your company’s Fantasy Football league. PGP.

Boss had to check the name plate on my cubicle before introducing me to the new hire. PGP.

Due to restructuring, not knowing if someone got canned or is just taking vacation. PGP.

My sister and my best friend are getting married one week apart. I’m MOH for both weddings. PGP.

When you have to call in sick so you can go to a job interview. PGP.

Took a half day to go to a game that’s most likely getting rained out. PGP.