Would this… actually work? Establish legal residence in some backwards third world country where women have almost no rights, then get divorced there and leave her with like two goats and a camel? If it works, I feel like someone would have done it by now.
Well done. Confidence like that is key. Like you said, you knew you could make a phone call and get another job if you get canned for not being PC. This type of confidence shows. Everyone performs better when they know they have options.
I have always just assumed that proctologists are the C- students of med school. If you have a choice between treating tennis elbows and butt holes, any sane person is going for the tennis elbows. If you don’t have the grades and get last pic of the residencies… welcome to proctology.
50 hour work week? Shit, that would be really pushing it for me. Working for local government as an engineer/ PM is where its at. I work a soft 40 and it is viewed as a failure to get my work done on time, not being a hard worker, if I stay past 5PM. All phone calls or emails are answered the next morning. The plan is to ride this out until I’m 58, which will give me my 30 years and full pension. There is more to life than working.
I’m prepared to be down voted, but I just gave up the entire NFL. It’s like 70% commercials anymore and even during the plays they can’t shut their mouths about some sponsor. College is at least a little bit better and you can pretend that all the money you spend is going to at least somewhat of a worthy institution instead of an evil team owner.
Number rankings are complete bullshit. For example, at my old company a 3 was “meets expectations”, a 4 was “exceeds expectations” and a 5 was basically “considered for CEO”. I couldn’t list a reference there when I was covert looking for another job while still there so I gave them a copy of my performance review and they saw all the 3’s and thought I was a slacker. But literally everyone at the office gets 3 across the board unless you are on the verge of getting fired. 5’s just don’t happen as a matter of policy and if you see a couple 4’s on there, you were crushing it.
Write an article about fat shaming and everyone looses their minds. Write an article about shaming fit people and no one bats an eye (and you can get published on PGP). That’s what this is. The author is trying to build herself up by tearing down others. Trying to justify her own sloth by saying that other people only do it to show off on social media. What about those of us who are active and don’t even have an Instagram account?
Looking thru her online presence, she seems to be in her mid 20’s and probably about to hit a serious metabolism drop off and rude awakening. Being just a few years ahead of her, I can say that I’ve seen dozens just like her who slowly gain 5- 15 lbs/ year and have given up even pretending to exercise before they hit 30. At that point, you can either work way harder to get it back or just look dumpy the rest of your life. I wonder which she will choose?
Anyway, I prefer a life all about balance. I’ll chill on the roof and grab another beer, but only because I ran 6 miles before you were awake this morning and didn’t feel the need to brag about it on instagram.
Dude… a couple months of liquid shits and you didn’t see a doctor? Come on, you gotta take care of yourself. Also, are you getting enough water? If you are shitting that much liquid, you are probably also dehydrated. You might have some other issue so just see a GI specialist.
I try to eat primarily meats and fresh veggies, only a little bread, and just try to avoid processed foods when reasonably possible. Not trying to make every meal from whole foods or anything because I’m not about that life but just a little bit of putting better stuff into your body can go a long way to taking better shits. If you are still not getting there, buy some psyillium husk (fiber) tablets and take one with your evening meal. The recommended dose is like 3 but I’ve found that just one usually gets me to the adequate fiber amount where I can drop a no wiper every morning right after my coffee and before my shower.
If the rest of your diet was in check, coffee may still make you poop, but it won’t be explosive and it sure won’t be 4x before lunch. You are far more likely to not be getting enough fiber than too much, since I really doubt you are pounding that much veggies. With the proper diet, you can take a nearly perfect, flawless victory (no wipe) shit at the same time every day before even leaving your house. Time it before your shower for extra freshness. There is no reason to give up the coffee that you enjoy if you could make changes elsewhere to avoid explosive shits.
Get this horrible parenting crap off this website and learn your demographic. No one here wants to hear about kids, we all get enough of that scrolling thru facebook. If we wanted to hear this kind of shit we could go to hundreds of parenting blogs.
Some variation of this is true for pretty much any industry. You won’t get paid enough. Big employers rely on their name recognition as an excuse to pay you less. You job is much more varied than your actual title description. Networking is important. Not really groundbreaking stuff or unique to the fashion industry.
37. After college, dating becomes a man’s market. Up until that point, you will probably have to do most of the work if you want a girlfriend. Its not fair, but single men in their late 20’s are seen as free spirits and single women in their late 20’s are seen as less desirable. They will basically throw themselves at you compared to making you jump through the hoops that you had to do in college and before. So wait until you are established on your own and you will probably pull a higher quality woman with a lot less effort than if you just settle down with your college girlfriend.
That your thighs touch or rub together while running/ walking. #1: You could loose weight if it really bothers you. #2: Dudes have their entire package on the outside and we spend significant effort to make sure is situated comfortably and protected at all times. A little skin rubbing together is, comparatively, not be a big fucking deal.
#6: Your girlfriend’s sister. You may think she likes you and is cool when you are hanging out but the moment you piss off your girlfriend (even if she is in the wrong), expect her to gang up on nagging you. If you gf goes off the deep end and axe murders you,her sister will be the one to help her hide your body. Best bet is to keep all conversations superficial and never, I repeat, never say anything critical about your gf to her sister. She will never really be on your side.
The author speaks the truth. Pro tip for us dudes: find yourself a pharmacist. This field is like over 75% female. It takes them about 8 years to get out of undergrad plus pharmacy school but then they have a doctorate and make over 100K. So they don’t graduate until around age 26 or later and are typically anxious to get caught up with their friends who have already had 4+ years of postgrad life to attempt to lock down that sucker of a husband. Meanwhile, you’ve got 4 years of (hopefully) getting your shit together and can probably fool her into thinking you are a respectable adult. Put a ring on a pharmacist and you are well on your way to securing the coveted position of house husband.
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Ya, that happened for sure. I know because I read it on the internet, and you’re not allow to lie on the internet.
Would this… actually work? Establish legal residence in some backwards third world country where women have almost no rights, then get divorced there and leave her with like two goats and a camel? If it works, I feel like someone would have done it by now.
Well done. Confidence like that is key. Like you said, you knew you could make a phone call and get another job if you get canned for not being PC. This type of confidence shows. Everyone performs better when they know they have options.
Every generation thinks the next is shit. Nothing new here. Agreed that the author is an asshole.
Please never use “scholi’” in an article again.
I have always just assumed that proctologists are the C- students of med school. If you have a choice between treating tennis elbows and butt holes, any sane person is going for the tennis elbows. If you don’t have the grades and get last pic of the residencies… welcome to proctology.
Cool story bro, tell it again.
50 hour work week? Shit, that would be really pushing it for me. Working for local government as an engineer/ PM is where its at. I work a soft 40 and it is viewed as a failure to get my work done on time, not being a hard worker, if I stay past 5PM. All phone calls or emails are answered the next morning. The plan is to ride this out until I’m 58, which will give me my 30 years and full pension. There is more to life than working.
I’m prepared to be down voted, but I just gave up the entire NFL. It’s like 70% commercials anymore and even during the plays they can’t shut their mouths about some sponsor. College is at least a little bit better and you can pretend that all the money you spend is going to at least somewhat of a worthy institution instead of an evil team owner.
Number rankings are complete bullshit. For example, at my old company a 3 was “meets expectations”, a 4 was “exceeds expectations” and a 5 was basically “considered for CEO”. I couldn’t list a reference there when I was covert looking for another job while still there so I gave them a copy of my performance review and they saw all the 3’s and thought I was a slacker. But literally everyone at the office gets 3 across the board unless you are on the verge of getting fired. 5’s just don’t happen as a matter of policy and if you see a couple 4’s on there, you were crushing it.
Write an article about fat shaming and everyone looses their minds. Write an article about shaming fit people and no one bats an eye (and you can get published on PGP). That’s what this is. The author is trying to build herself up by tearing down others. Trying to justify her own sloth by saying that other people only do it to show off on social media. What about those of us who are active and don’t even have an Instagram account?
Looking thru her online presence, she seems to be in her mid 20’s and probably about to hit a serious metabolism drop off and rude awakening. Being just a few years ahead of her, I can say that I’ve seen dozens just like her who slowly gain 5- 15 lbs/ year and have given up even pretending to exercise before they hit 30. At that point, you can either work way harder to get it back or just look dumpy the rest of your life. I wonder which she will choose?
Anyway, I prefer a life all about balance. I’ll chill on the roof and grab another beer, but only because I ran 6 miles before you were awake this morning and didn’t feel the need to brag about it on instagram.
Dude… a couple months of liquid shits and you didn’t see a doctor? Come on, you gotta take care of yourself. Also, are you getting enough water? If you are shitting that much liquid, you are probably also dehydrated. You might have some other issue so just see a GI specialist.
I try to eat primarily meats and fresh veggies, only a little bread, and just try to avoid processed foods when reasonably possible. Not trying to make every meal from whole foods or anything because I’m not about that life but just a little bit of putting better stuff into your body can go a long way to taking better shits. If you are still not getting there, buy some psyillium husk (fiber) tablets and take one with your evening meal. The recommended dose is like 3 but I’ve found that just one usually gets me to the adequate fiber amount where I can drop a no wiper every morning right after my coffee and before my shower.
If the rest of your diet was in check, coffee may still make you poop, but it won’t be explosive and it sure won’t be 4x before lunch. You are far more likely to not be getting enough fiber than too much, since I really doubt you are pounding that much veggies. With the proper diet, you can take a nearly perfect, flawless victory (no wipe) shit at the same time every day before even leaving your house. Time it before your shower for extra freshness. There is no reason to give up the coffee that you enjoy if you could make changes elsewhere to avoid explosive shits.
Get this horrible parenting crap off this website and learn your demographic. No one here wants to hear about kids, we all get enough of that scrolling thru facebook. If we wanted to hear this kind of shit we could go to hundreds of parenting blogs.
Some variation of this is true for pretty much any industry. You won’t get paid enough. Big employers rely on their name recognition as an excuse to pay you less. You job is much more varied than your actual title description. Networking is important. Not really groundbreaking stuff or unique to the fashion industry.
37. After college, dating becomes a man’s market. Up until that point, you will probably have to do most of the work if you want a girlfriend. Its not fair, but single men in their late 20’s are seen as free spirits and single women in their late 20’s are seen as less desirable. They will basically throw themselves at you compared to making you jump through the hoops that you had to do in college and before. So wait until you are established on your own and you will probably pull a higher quality woman with a lot less effort than if you just settle down with your college girlfriend.
That your thighs touch or rub together while running/ walking. #1: You could loose weight if it really bothers you. #2: Dudes have their entire package on the outside and we spend significant effort to make sure is situated comfortably and protected at all times. A little skin rubbing together is, comparatively, not be a big fucking deal.
#6: Your girlfriend’s sister. You may think she likes you and is cool when you are hanging out but the moment you piss off your girlfriend (even if she is in the wrong), expect her to gang up on nagging you. If you gf goes off the deep end and axe murders you,her sister will be the one to help her hide your body. Best bet is to keep all conversations superficial and never, I repeat, never say anything critical about your gf to her sister. She will never really be on your side.
The author speaks the truth. Pro tip for us dudes: find yourself a pharmacist. This field is like over 75% female. It takes them about 8 years to get out of undergrad plus pharmacy school but then they have a doctorate and make over 100K. So they don’t graduate until around age 26 or later and are typically anxious to get caught up with their friends who have already had 4+ years of postgrad life to attempt to lock down that sucker of a husband. Meanwhile, you’ve got 4 years of (hopefully) getting your shit together and can probably fool her into thinking you are a respectable adult. Put a ring on a pharmacist and you are well on your way to securing the coveted position of house husband.