Are you actually making a game of Hometown Bingo? Because if not, then this will be a bigger letdown than the shirt that Emily decided to wear on the one-on-one.
That’s what happens when your girlfriend has a crush on Will and makes you pose with 2 pina coladas so she can send a snapchat using your phone so Will doesn’t think she’s stalking him.
I had never thought this hard about national signing day, but damn, my Thursday is now ruined. On top of that, deFries won’t even respond back to my Pina Colada snapchats.
The fact that is now a weekly thing makes me uncontrollably happy. Despite the fact that my job is not part of the 37% that gets today off. #WeAreThe63
While it’s great I won’t have to worry about #TeamTodd over the holidays, I’m a little disappointed that mid-season alcoholic Caroline hasn’t reared her head in a while.
Not only did we get TDGAF on a Tuesday, but now you’re telling me that coffee pretty much makes me immortal? You came to us from heaven, Chill DeBreeze. Or at least from happy hour.
I was anticipating Caroline to return to her mid-season drinking form that we’ve come to know and love, but I assume that’s what going to Kilkenny’s is for.
She says: “Hi, my name is Kendra.”
I hear: “Hi, I’m going to write a few half-assed, very judge-y articles, shut down possibly the greatest PGP user of all time (#TeamShibby), and then mysteriously disappear into the annals of PGP history.”
Scale 1 to blackout, how drunk is Caroline going to get at this pregame based on her previously mentioned drinking habits? And, will she make a move on Todd?
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Before I started dating my current girlfriend (girl who has a crush on Will), I went through this. Sound advice, and amazing columns Johnny D.
Are you actually making a game of Hometown Bingo? Because if not, then this will be a bigger letdown than the shirt that Emily decided to wear on the one-on-one.
Woah, my Monday was not ready for Shibs to change his picture.
Chill deBreeze introduced me to the athleisure look.
That’s what happens when your girlfriend has a crush on Will and makes you pose with 2 pina coladas so she can send a snapchat using your phone so Will doesn’t think she’s stalking him.
I had never thought this hard about national signing day, but damn, my Thursday is now ruined. On top of that, deFries won’t even respond back to my Pina Colada snapchats.
#BrunchLivesMatter #YesAllBrunches
The fact that is now a weekly thing makes me uncontrollably happy. Despite the fact that my job is not part of the 37% that gets today off. #WeAreThe63
2 friends that text back about plans soon enough to still be relevant? I would never want a relationship if I could have that.
Waiting for the shit to hit the fan between those two (#TeamTodd) for the last many months is like waiting for a sneeze that never happens.
While it’s great I won’t have to worry about #TeamTodd over the holidays, I’m a little disappointed that mid-season alcoholic Caroline hasn’t reared her head in a while.
My hairline can’t continue to deal with these cliffhangers.
Not only did we get TDGAF on a Tuesday, but now you’re telling me that coffee pretty much makes me immortal? You came to us from heaven, Chill DeBreeze. Or at least from happy hour.
I was anticipating Caroline to return to her mid-season drinking form that we’ve come to know and love, but I assume that’s what going to Kilkenny’s is for.
Suspicious that Alex was not brought up in that conversation…? #TylerEqualsTodd
She says: “Hi, my name is Kendra.”
I hear: “Hi, I’m going to write a few half-assed, very judge-y articles, shut down possibly the greatest PGP user of all time (#TeamShibby), and then mysteriously disappear into the annals of PGP history.”
Scale 1 to blackout, how drunk is Caroline going to get at this pregame based on her previously mentioned drinking habits? And, will she make a move on Todd?
“Oh look, an overly judge-y article.” *check the author* “Yup, no surprise there.”
Step Eight: Write a below-average article about your own experience that you’re trying to make yourself feel better about.
Unfortunately, there’s a surprising lack of material here to make fun of. It kills me to say this, but, Kendra, not a bad job, I guess?