Boss tried to “updog” me this morning. PGP.

Recognizing people across multiple online dating sites. PGP.

While looking for a shirt to wear to work, I realized no one will notice me anyway. PGP.

I am afraid of the hangover I’mgoing to get from a bachelor party two weeks from now. PGP.

Ending your run at the liquor store, buying a bottle, and walking the last five blocks home. PGP.

The post gameday hungover drive away from your alma mater. PGP.

My cable went out during Jeopardy last night. PGP.