I don’t get the hate at this point. Everyone here just downvoting and talking shit needs to take it elsewhere. My man Dave is here trying not to be insufferable and y’all keep shitting on him. Bunch of assholes if you ask me. Dave, keep doing you. You don’t strike me as the type of fellow to let what a bunch of losers on the internet say get to you anyway.
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Okay, things significantly toned down after those two. But still. Damn.
I’ve only read the first two emails so far and DAMN!!!!!! is all I got to say
Are you saying two fingers as a measurement, or two fingers the tequila brand? The brand is putrid
For once you’re bitching about something that needs to be bitched about. Thanks Duda
Oh wait. Is stock photo girl Lohan? Doesn’t change my comment, just validates it
I’d take stock photo girl to Paris and spend way too much money on lunch with her
I don’t even know what to say to some of these. My goodness
You should eat breakfast every day whether it’s thanksgiving or not
You remind me a lot of Ted Mosby
I don’t get the hate at this point. Everyone here just downvoting and talking shit needs to take it elsewhere. My man Dave is here trying not to be insufferable and y’all keep shitting on him. Bunch of assholes if you ask me. Dave, keep doing you. You don’t strike me as the type of fellow to let what a bunch of losers on the internet say get to you anyway.
This was fantastic. Very well done and very relatable. 10/10 here.
I was wondering where those articles went
What was the whole Michelob ultra ordeal? I have no clue
I think dogs with people names are hilarious. One of my coworkers has a little dog named Parker
“I’m going to take the low road and be a petty little bitch about it” -this should be your bio on this site
Todd can’t do it. He won’t do it. He isn’t proposing on this trip. If he does, I’ll be shocked. And yes, I know this is fiction.
You’re gonna get your usual downvotes but just know that for some reason I found this comment hilarious
I love you Victoria
If you can’t handle your business in the low post, being 6 feet tall don’t mean shit