Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
“Even though we’re in 2016, there can still be some resistance to female leadership – if you don’t believe me, just look at the political Facebook posts from everyone you went to high school with.” I see your I’m With Her sticker came in the mail
You should be thanking Rico for commenting on your articles, enticing more people to click on your piece to see what’s being said. This wouldn’t happen if we had a forum
If this fight happens, someone *cough, Rico* needs to write an article about it.
Until the bartender can’t understand what I’m saying
Watching Devin bomb on purpose would probably be low key the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Oh goodie, another person on the internet telling me about their paleo diet.
Appreciate it, this damn autocorrect is always messing me up
Yeah it must be pretty easy being a low information, single issue voter
“Even though we’re in 2016, there can still be some resistance to female leadership – if you don’t believe me, just look at the political Facebook posts from everyone you went to high school with.” I see your I’m With Her sticker came in the mail
You should be thanking Rico for commenting on your articles, enticing more people to click on your piece to see what’s being said. This wouldn’t happen if we had a forum
“I’m Engaging in the Chase: The X Rated Files”
Yeah, Austin. Do you want to get ants? Because that’s how you get ants.
Considering the immature and reckless way I spend my money, it’s probably better that the women I date don’t know that I have a salary in the low 40s
You live in Pittsburgh? My deepest condolences
Having a death wish and a big rack. TSM.
You shut your whore mouth
Cute nurses are God’s gift to men
You can lie to me, but you can’t lie to yourself, Dorno
That’s just how doctors flirt
Those follicles are looking for any excuse to abandon ship. It could happen at any moment
Wow in this picture you can really see Dorn’s hairline receding
I like to think of the liver like a muscle. You have to exercise it