Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
The worst part is big dogs typically have the shortest life spans. My coworkers make fun of me for buying Blue Buffalo for my golden because they think it’s overpriced hype, but I pay it gladly. If organic bullshit gives my dog a longer, healthier life, I’m all about it.
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How many of these traits can someone identify with before being considered a psychopath? Asking for a friend
I’d lock down Tomi Lahren in a heartbeat
I hear Rico has been looking for you. Pussy.
How are the waves on the gulf coast of Texas? The west coast of Florida is usually smooth as glass
This girl must be a dragon in the sack
Ok but how is “The Viper Room” not a strip club?
Wow, that fat redneck’s swing is almost as atrocious as Dan Regester’s
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This isn’t nearly as weird as when KFC completely sold out of their fried chicken scented sunscreen
Pretty mild compared to a Florida ER
Grass is a luxury and a delicacy over there in Best Korea
…I am Jack’s medulla oblongata. Without me, Jack could not regulate his heart rate, blood pressure or breathing…
Those sugary hangovers are fucking brutal though
One of my roommates was “allergic” to gluten, and yet she would always eat my chicken parmesan and drink my Shock Tops
Being Jewish or Italian is something you want to keep to yourself in the more selective Northeast clubs.
Well maybe he’s just got the hots for Fidel
Kaepernick can’t decide if he’s a communist or a black panther. I’d say he can definitely go fuck himself
“Vaginasaur”
The worst part is big dogs typically have the shortest life spans. My coworkers make fun of me for buying Blue Buffalo for my golden because they think it’s overpriced hype, but I pay it gladly. If organic bullshit gives my dog a longer, healthier life, I’m all about it.
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