Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
This is a guilty please of mine. Probably 99% of what I do on these dating apps anymore. Obviously no one is telling these people how terrible they are, and I feel like it’s my responsibility.
Hibachi is my favorite first date dinner. The food isn’t extremely greasy, so it won’t sit heavy in your stomach. They also prepare the meal right in front of you, which is basically a dinner and a show rolled into one. Really saves you from awkward silences. Saké doesn’t hurt either.
They profited as a result of their fathers and older brothers who fought in WWII. They did none of the work and reaped all of the rewards. And they call US lazy and entitled.
Baby Boomers see job hopping as selfish and disloyal, because when they were young a company scooped them up right after high school even though they had no skills. They’re trained on the job and got promoted fairly regularly. We come in very skilled in our areas and, like you said, can only get promoted by job hopping or threatening to job hop. I refuse to be loyal to a company if they don’t treat me well.
I’m going to need the number of that girl who sleeps naked on other people’s couches so that we can get wine drunk, have sex, and never speak to each other ever again.
I love the term “3 Hour Best Friend.” Played blackjack with a Vietnam vet and we downed whiskeys while we pissed away money and he told us stories about taking down Charlie
Charleston SC all the way for me. Great beach, safe, and only 3 1/2 hours from where I Iive. Just a very relaxed feel. I’d take Charleston over anywhere in Tennessee.
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This is a guilty please of mine. Probably 99% of what I do on these dating apps anymore. Obviously no one is telling these people how terrible they are, and I feel like it’s my responsibility.
Yeah, everyone loves clean hobos.
Living in Seattle is a big sacrifice, even for $350k/year. I’d rather live somewhere else and make a little less.
Hibachi is my favorite first date dinner. The food isn’t extremely greasy, so it won’t sit heavy in your stomach. They also prepare the meal right in front of you, which is basically a dinner and a show rolled into one. Really saves you from awkward silences. Saké doesn’t hurt either.
New cars can actually have better rates than used ones. So unless George is paying for the whole thing in cash, this actually makes sense.
Sooo… I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but are we getting a TGDAG today? Kinda getting antsy.
They profited as a result of their fathers and older brothers who fought in WWII. They did none of the work and reaped all of the rewards. And they call US lazy and entitled.
Baby Boomers see job hopping as selfish and disloyal, because when they were young a company scooped them up right after high school even though they had no skills. They’re trained on the job and got promoted fairly regularly. We come in very skilled in our areas and, like you said, can only get promoted by job hopping or threatening to job hop. I refuse to be loyal to a company if they don’t treat me well.
Every time I’ve done Fireball shots with girls, it always ends with me holding their hair with their head in a toilet.
I’m going to need the number of that girl who sleeps naked on other people’s couches so that we can get wine drunk, have sex, and never speak to each other ever again.
Dave, how many law suits have you dealt with since coming over to Grandex? You should write a weekly column giving terrible legal advice
You should all be taking pulls from a bottle of Jack Daniels in leu of roadies. Except Paula of course, because that would be irresponsible.
If Paula is coming right out of the gate with racist jokes to people she doesn’t even know, I want to hear it even more.
Shock Top beer suddenly makes a lot more sense to me.
On one hand, I think I would kill that internship. On the other, I don’t know if I can keep up for 4 weekends in a row.
Appearance is spot on but our guy wasn’t a Debbie Downer
I love the term “3 Hour Best Friend.” Played blackjack with a Vietnam vet and we downed whiskeys while we pissed away money and he told us stories about taking down Charlie
An idiot telling other idiots not to be idiots. I’m sure this will be very effective.
Vegas is great, but assuming by mini-vacation we’re talking about a 3 or 4 day weekend, it’s difficult for us East Coasters.
Charleston SC all the way for me. Great beach, safe, and only 3 1/2 hours from where I Iive. Just a very relaxed feel. I’d take Charleston over anywhere in Tennessee.